JUGGY (a Pug x Jack Russell space dog) took one cosmic hit from a glowing alien vape and accidentally hot-boxed an entire galaxy.Stars bent. Charts wobbled.
Every degen within range went:“Bro… did that dog just spark a project??”He wasn’t trying to make a token.
He was just trying to chill.But now the smoke is clearing and it looks like…Something woke up.
Scientists?
Gone.
Roadmap?
Lost in the smoke.
Compliance team?
Coughing somewhere in another dimension.All because JUGGY hit one alien vape like it was a strawberry Elf Bar.The moment he exhaled, reality shifted:TradingView froze.
Dexscreener blinked twice.
And a guy named CHAD heard voices telling him to “ape responsibly.”Nobody fully understands what happened.
Not even JUGGY.But whatever he did…
it started something.
Because he’s the first dog to:✅ Accidentally mint a token
while looking for snacks✅ Start a presale
because he pressed a glowing button that said “DO NOT PRESS”✅ Created more hype by mistake
than most projects do on purposeAnd honestly?People trust a cosmic stoner dog more than half of crypto.
(And they’re right to.)
JUGGY didn’t plan any of this.
So we organised the cosmic chaos for him:⸻30% — PresaleThe day-ones.
The brave degenerates who aped before JUGGY even figured out what a blockchain is.⸻27% — LiquidityLocked down tighter than JUGGY’s grip on his favourite squeaky toy.
The foundation of the cosmic journey.⸻15% — CEX & Growth Reserve (Locked 3 months)Fuel for future listings, partnerships, expansions,
and all the opportunities JUGGY accidentally stumbles into on his travels.⸻5% — Team Allocation (Locked 6 Months)The humans making sure JUGGY doesn’t chew the contract
or unplug the entire ecosystem.⸻23% — Treasury & Marketing Reserve (Locked 6 months)Airdrops, contests, influencers, boosters, memes, utility…
Basically JUGGY’s “chaos budget” for the mission to the moon.
Look — JUGGY isn’t some philosophical mastermind. He’s a baked space dog with glowing eyes and surprisingly good timing.So instead of a 97-page roadmap with buzzwords like “ecosystem synergy,” we’re keeping it real:
Phase 1 — Launch the Chaos
Presale. Memes. A questionable amount of hype.
Phase 2 — Cosmic Expansion
More art, more lore, more laughter.
Listings. Partnerships. Upgrades.
General mayhem.
Phase 3 — Whatever JUGGY Presses Next
He’s unpredictable.
And honestly?
That’s the bullish part.
Solana is moving weird.
Degens are paying attention.
And JUGGY… well, he’s definitely about to press another button.If you’re reading this, you’re still early. Like, “before the munchies hit” early.
Early ones don’t ask silly questions.
They just step into the void.